Fappuchini

The act of pulling up to the Starbucks window after ordering a drink and blowing your load into the window worker’s face.

“The lady messed up my order so I gave her a fappuchini”-Hayden stubbmann

by Iforget1019 December 1, 2021

Fapback

When you have a flashback to something you fapped to.

“Like, why were you staring at him?”

“Oh, sorry, I had a fapback.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA December 5, 2021

Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022

Fapfvl

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The Best that Always Rests

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P.S. Can also be Defined as Fapping to an UltimisMC Member

Daddy Fapfvl😍😍😍😩😩😩😍😍😍😩😩😩😍😍😍😩😩😩

or I Fapfvl to a Cat Potato

by Nibtunococ January 16, 2022

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

faptasecond

The time that is required, on average, to jerk off.

I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back in a faptasecond

by takeshi.k January 3, 2022

faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022