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Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

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A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

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