Definitions by ETHAN_JÆDA

Fapback 

When you have a flashback to something you fapped to.

“Like, why were you staring at him?”

“Oh, sorry, I had a fapback.”

Fapback by ETHAN_JÆDA December 5, 2021

Cracker 

A white trump supporter.

A Cracker: “Biden is bad!!11 Trump 4 lyfe!!!”

Literally everyone else: “Shut the fuck up you cracker.”

Cracker by ETHAN_JÆDA November 18, 2020

The Imperial System. 

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

The Imperial System. by ETHAN_JÆDA November 15, 2020

Straggot 

A homophobic straight person.

“All gays will burn in hell!”

“Okay you fucking straggot.”

Straggot by ETHAN_JÆDA August 12, 2020

Docked Down 

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

Docked Down by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020