Small Dick Energy 

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.

Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.

Small Dick Energy by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018

Suck a Dick Wednesday 

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.

Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!

Suck a Dick Wednesday by Rob Walch September 10, 2008

Tom, Dick, and Harry 

Named after three escape tunnels dug by British World War II Prisoners of war. For some odd reason, they somehow ended up as slang meaning "everything/one else"

I can't just let every Tom, Dick, and Harry in my house you know.

Tom, Dick, and Harry by captain derp March 28, 2012

monkey dick 

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

monkey dick by kirkas January 25, 2009

dick in a box 

A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.

Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!

dick in a box by Yorf February 1, 2007

pencil dick 

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

pencil dick by James August November 27, 2007

Weasel Dick 

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

Weasel Dick by yzbill55 April 25, 2009