surf dick

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.

I surfed so long today, I got surf dick. A good blow job will make it feel better.

by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007

Dick of Death

A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it.

Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy,and John Holmes(RIP), now THOSE are Dick of Death men.

by Predatory Male II May 2, 2010

dick fart

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

by TahTah October 25, 2010

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Fest

A gathering of men and only men

That gay bar is a Dick Fest

by Seaman Sample March 29, 2003

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013