Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Grand Dad

A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.

a grand dad is a big boy AF.

by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022

Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Deadbeat Dad

Clinton Hale

Clinton hale refuses to contribute to his child and refuses to see his child because he is a deadbeat dad and only lives for himself.

by Cwh June 9, 2022

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023