Classic not Classy

Something that's not classy,but is very classic,as in something worth remembering.

The time the couple spent on the beach was Classic not Classy

by TheRandomRokkerPpls January 16, 2009

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

Biannual Santa Claus

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Classy

A word used by lowlifes, stuck-up rich people, or what you would say to people who are so occupied with their bling-blings, that they don't give a dam about anybody else, unless you're rich!

Examples of lowlifes using the word classy:

1. This is fucken classy, man!

2. Yeah man! I made so much money selling drugs, everything I got is classy.


Examples of stuck-up people saying classy.

1. Oh, darling! I'm going to the shop to get that gold tea set, it's so classy!

2. Oh, darling! remember that dirty bum trying to steal money from us with his coffee cup? Well, I saw a statue of a bum in a store that looked so classy, I'm gona get it!

3. Oh, darling! We have such a classy 10 million dollar home, I wonder how the bums can live the way they do outdoors?


Examples of us calling these stuck-up people classy:

1. Lets have some fun with our classy bosses new car! Got the paint remover?

2. She's so classy with her botox, fake boobs, and fat filled lips! Does she come with a warranty?

by Cornbred December 3, 2004

clams casino

1. A fancy dish made with clams.
2. Something that is really good.

1.Yo, are we having clams casino for dinner?
2a. That new cd is so awesome, its the clams casino!
2b. Oh dude that picture for hardcore dancing is the dizzle.. straight clams casino!

by yo mamma February 18, 2005

cbass

Cbass, an extremely cheap-ass ssbm, who predictably plays as ONE character. Incredibly gay and incredibly funny. His driving skills are second to none. Can also refer to someone's actions.

Going through a red light, trash talking as you lose in a game, and quick trips to McDonald's.

by la Morsa December 11, 2003