Meat Buttons 

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

Meat Buttons by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013

meat harvester 

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

meat harvester by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013

meat lamp 

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

meat lamp by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

meat gravy 

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!

meat gravy by Crey November 14, 2013

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

meat baseter by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

meat on the feet 

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

meat on the feet by puddin paver December 8, 2013

Meat Lion 

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

Meat Lion by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013