Jack

Jacks are often blonde, fond of coding, and are really fun to be with. Also, they have serious rizz. Like, O.M.G.

Aw, come on! A Jack stole my girlfriend!

Jack by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

MAX jack 

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

MAX jack by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007

Tow Jack 

When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."

Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.

Tow Jack by JohnnyHoffa December 20, 2008

The Jack Sparrow 

When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.

My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow

The Jack Sparrow by Dirtywhore August 23, 2014

Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

Wookie Jack by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

cheddar jack

When you jerk off after eating Cheetos, and still haven't cleaned the Cheeto dust off first.

I cheddar jacked last night because I was too lazy to clean my fingers after eating Cheetos.

cheddar jack by DeadTaco1 March 16, 2016

radical jack 

The act of inserting contraband into your rectum for the purpose of smuggling.

"Those security guards look intense, I'm gonna have to radical jack this beer if I want to bring it in."

radical jack by Cunningnimbus September 5, 2016