McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Carl got drunk again.

by Crue boi June 11, 2018

Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains

" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "

by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023

Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.

Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

space drunk

synonym of high

you're drunk, or in other words inebriated, and you're high up in space

Space drunk off that muthafuckin' Top G Xtra-PurpL pack

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023