Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.

Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!

by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025

Ruining people's lives deliberately

No she did not ruin her own life and I KNOW... Exactly what your response is. "People don't have to support your unless you're retarded or a women or broke fat cock." But that isn't what happening there. And then we have the less of 2 evils here whose entire life revolves are pointing down at pedophiles and shouting "But at least I'm not THAT bad, right guys? Right? I'm THAT bad but not THAT bad." And the parents say "Well now I feel better about the pedophiles cus at least the scary guy is on our side." But only until their kids gets molested at which point he becomes a sadistic consolation price.

Hym "Nope. You are ruining people's lives deliberately for saying things you don't like but you only care about her celebrating Charlie's death because you consider him a good person and, by extension, yourself a good person and the thought that someone would be happy that YOU die pisses you off and you are taking that out on HER but conservatives were pretty stoked about Jordan Neely getting strangled to death for shouting about who bereft and hunger they are. So... I don't know. I don't see Matt Walsh having his life ruined for saying that the hobo strangler should get a medal for strangling a man for 15 minutes while 2 other people held down his arms so he could not defend himself."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Investigating wrong deliberately

Well, no.

Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

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I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

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