Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Smoking flirt

Where someone lights your cig and kinda touches your hand when they do.

That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!

by mywangslong69 February 9, 2021

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

smoke-eazy

A play on the term from the prohibition years, it's a bar (usually privately owned) that you can smoke cigarettes inside of even though it's against state law.

Person 1: Lets hit a bar, wanna go to TGIFridays?

Person 2: NO WAY! I like to smoke when I drink, let's go to the Hi-Brow, it's a Smoke-Eazy.

Person 1: Awww man, I really wanted some Avocado Egg Rolls with my beer. :-(

Person 2: ........

by Nick, Full Time June 2, 2008

Smoking Tailpipe

The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.

Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!

by Clzinit January 24, 2009

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)

"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"

by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025