justin fart

a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot

Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?

John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch

by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012

fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013

Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.

Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

Prepoopatory fart

An expulsion of gas from the anus just prior to a person's need to defecate. This has the odor properties of feces.

Piu! You must need to poop! That gas was a prepoopatory fart!

by Kate T Did November 5, 2015

Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.

Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five

by heffstar September 30, 2011

Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.

Woah, that was a killer face fart!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021