Turd Gurgler

Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.

Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"

Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"

by pooneggler January 13, 2010

dude turd

A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!

A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

fuck turd

When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.

I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.

by denversolo November 22, 2010

Polishing a Turd

A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.

Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*

by ika tan June 5, 2018

Turd Ferguson

A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.

The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson

by Redcargoggles August 24, 2017

plano turd

Just a normal pile of shit.

Bob: Hey you alright in there?
Joe: Yeah its just a plano turd nothing special.

by A.B.L.E.T. May 13, 2006

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 6, 2009