Sam Boezeman

small hoofd

you have such a sam boezeman

by Niet tobin September 24, 2020

sam

a really amazing guy, and the sweetest, most caring boy you’ll ever meet. the smoothest blonde hair, blue eyes, cute ass eye bags, tan skin. sam has the best music taste, and the funniest personality. the love of my life.

“Look at that boy over there, he looks like a Sam”

by stupidgrl69 March 14, 2019

Sam

A sam is usaually found outside or near primary schools, They are nerds that rarely achieve. They prefer modes of transports like cycling or their white van because they touch children

oh look it the boy that touched me!
Oh yeh, thats sam!
RUN

by 1234567890oiuytrewasxcvb October 5, 2020

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

Sam and Billy

A foot job from across the couch

He received a Sam and Billy because she was too lazy to get up

by Sam and Billy March 15, 2021

SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022