rusty reamer

The act of shoving a cucumber up kyles ass. As Mrs weilands films and licks the juiced up

Rusty reamer was really giving Kyle a hard time last game

by $$69$$ January 30, 2016

rusty powerline

When you stick it in the asshole and take it out and there is shit on your dick

Rusty powerline. Kyle Anderson

by Oakley March 7, 2016

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

rusty terminator

Getting tetanus from painal

During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator

by Walkoff March 29, 2016

rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food

Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

rustybrick

An extremely dry poo, or a poo containing dead blood from an internal injury.

"Where's Janice?"

"She went to hospital - she just laid a rustybrick and freaked out that she was bleeding internally"

by JigglyBuns April 29, 2016

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016