muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane 

fun to scream in public areas

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane by shaneyney September 10, 2006

fan-fucking-tastic 

Used to sarcastically describe something as fantastic. Originally from Penny Arcade.

"So how did your algebra test go? Was it hard?"
"No it was fan-fucking-tastic!"

fan-fucking-tastic by Blackmac October 28, 2003

stupid fucking idiot 

People who tend to use Urban Dictionary to amuse themselves (and only themselves) by making up defenitions for people they hate.

"Hahaha, I am totally burning him by putting his name in this!"

stupid fucking idiot by The Lost Skeleton January 9, 2005

Bottle Fucking

1. Inserting bottle into ass or pussy.
2. Inserting dick into bottle.

Did you see that bottle fucking video? 3.ly/MathAnLectures

Bottle Fucking by Bottle Fucker January 7, 2011

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING 

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

hard fucking 

The opposite of gentle love making.

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"

hard fucking by sumdood January 4, 2005