Cake Revolt 

A term coined after unfortunate incident in September of 2007. It basically means to defy pigs who abuse their authority and do a fuck up job of protecting citizens of his/her country. A desert made with an array of staples such as; Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Gluten or Starch, Butter or Magarine, Milk or Water and a leavening agent, is the weapon of choice, hence the name Cake Revolt.
Keep in mind, cake ingredients can be changed to suit your revolt. I recommend ;Marzipan or Buttercream and Fruits to finish it off nicely!

RiseofTormented: A Cake Revolt should be used to bust those pigs asses with an nice sugary treat. Don't forget to blow out candles.

Cake Revolt by Tormented October 16, 2007

Cake 

Referring to the game Portal, cake is an amazing food that gamers are often denied. In Portal, the player was promised to have cake at the end, but was not actually given cake when the game was over. Therefore, whenever someone actually does get cake in real life, it must be celebrated.

Person 1: So guess what I had yesterday?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: CAKE!!!
Person 2: Whoa, and it wasn't a lie?
Person 1: Nope, it certainly was not!

Cake by N@y May 5, 2013

Cake and Cunnilingus 

Cake and Cunnilingus
Celebrated APRIL 14TH

Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

It's April 14th got my Cake And Cunnilingus

Cake and Cunnilingus by Buddddddy May 2, 2014

cakeboy 

A dude who's mad soft, and sweeter than cake.

I used to work at this vegan restaurant. Mad cakeboys in that bitch, grabbin' each others asses and shit. Niggaz is gay.

cakeboy by Jeremy Bard May 6, 2015

Creamy Caesar 

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

Creamy Caesar by Keegun April 2, 2009

Anus Cake 

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

Anus Cake by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

Alaskan Beef Cake 

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011