How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? by anonymous December 13, 2017

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thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved

Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.

thirstier than a white girl by A mothafuckkin starfish March 12, 2014

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A Wilhelm Scream

A famous male scream that can be heard in such popular films as the Star Wars saga, The indiana Jones trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones is driving the truck carrying the ark through the desert. While Driving, he tries to shake off a couple of nazi's climbing on top of the truck and when one of them falls off, you here the Wilhelm scream. During the battle of the Pelennor fields in the Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Legolas the elf climbs his way up a Mumakil(giant elephant), sturggles a bit with a Haradrim soldier and then throws him off the Mumakil, at which point the Haradrim makes A wilhelm scream.

A Wilhelm Scream by John Wrightson January 26, 2006