a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Red Diamond

An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.

I love when she sits that red diamond on my face

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Big red

A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world

Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color

by BigColors April 28, 2020

red snow

Its the snow that isn't a strawberry flavored snow cone.

Who knows what happend in that snow.

1: Hey you heard about "red snow?"
2: No, but I'm most certain it isn't a flavored snow cone.

by superduck83 February 11, 2021

Red Nelson

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."

by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Big Red

Great hunter. Hogs squeal at the sound of his name. In the hunting community he is a wolf among sheep. He shoots fireballs from his eyes and lighting from his ass. Big Red makes William Wallace look like Boy George.

Look out it's Big Red!!

by TheManOfGirth November 5, 2017

red leaf

Slang for the blood stain around a woman's vagina caused by having sexual intercourse during menstruation

The sex went from first to worst when I saw a red leaf down there.

by Debbie Doolittle September 7, 2022