shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010

Shit Terror

The fear of shitting yourself at any random time.

Gina had a bad case of Shit Terror.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

shit rat

A miserable little dog, usually a terrier. The owner thinks that the sun shines out of their shit rat's arse. Given the opportunity, a shit rat will piss all over your house, and/or yap incessantly at nothing at all.

My girlfriend's Scotty is a shit rat. She pisses all over the floor right after going for a walk.

by Choco1ate teapot December 13, 2012

shit tamper

Shit Tamper; a quere, a homo, a butt pirate or rump ranger. Any male that butt fucks another male.

Look at Peter over there, he is the epitomy of a shit tamper!!!

by duster73 January 28, 2014

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003

shit kid

someone prone to doing things so stupid that surrounding people have no choice but to laugh. otherwise known as dead shit

couch dont worry about it ur a shit kid

by neligan May 24, 2006

shit on the street

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

by John Keats December 9, 2008