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Ukranian Cheese Sandwich 

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
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lettuce sandwich

Bore or boring.

There's nothing more boring than a lettuce sandwich.
lettuce sandwich by ate your baby October 29, 2011

Dirty Sandwich 

A sandwich that is just simply amazing. It may have everything on it or hardly anything at all. Usually used when a person is very focused on eating at the time.
guy 1: I'm so hungry.
guy 2: Yeah me to, I'm gonna make a dirty sandwich and grub.
Dirty Sandwich by Dave Gonzo January 4, 2008

minge sandwich 

A single slab of meat stuck between two minges. Only a few minges will accept another minge with their meat.
When Jenna loved Rocco, but she also loved Brianna. The three of them could have made a minge sandwich.
minge sandwich by CR1 May 17, 2006

Canookle Sandwich 

Punching a Canadian in the face because they're stupid and deserve it.
Hey let's give that Canadian queer a Canookle sandwich because he's stupid and deserves it!

Fish Sandwich

When 2 girls who’s vaginas emit a foul odor get cream pied then scissor to make a fish sandwich
Nancy and Marcy simultaneously contracted vaginal bacterial infections but were horny so opted for the fish sandwich

A Lamb Sandwich

Where you have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant.
Hey, when I'm in town you want to go get A Lamb Sandwich