I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 15, 2022

I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021

I'm so everything

When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.

Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.

by pryobites July 13, 2023

I'm swept

To be swept off your feet by another persons beauty.

Did you see Kayla's new selfie on IG?
Damn girl I'm swept.

by LittleSwaggling February 15, 2017

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

by powieoe April 15, 2019

I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

by jimmain October 03, 2022

gay i'm mom

A great way to come out to your mother

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"

by no boii February 24, 2017