Purple French Toast 

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

Purple French Toast by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012

australian french kiss 

A french kiss but down under

Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.

australian french kiss by bananapanda May 14, 2015

Olympic French Keg Stand 

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

Olympic French Keg Stand by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Luke french 

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

Luke french by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

The French Dipper 

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

The French Dipper by Larry and Rex and Benny September 19, 2018

Cajun French Kiss 

The art of French kissing a ladies vagina with the assistance of cocaine until gush, then leaving. If the lady doesn't orgasm, see French Canadian kiss.

I was so lit, when she pulled it out I gave her a Cajun French kiss instead. I feel like I did the right thing.

Cajun French Kiss by Bigdude018 December 6, 2018

Dirty French

After going ass to mouth and nutting in their mouth you French Kiss them.

Dude, you Dirty French-ed that stripper.

Dirty French by LordDarthmare December 5, 2020