Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

drunco

A drunk person who trips over or walks into anything, coupled with the dangerous, ever-present threat of unco-ordination.

Drunco injuries are usually sustained to the knee, face, hips and crutch region.

James - "Hey dude, Tom just fell into the fishpond!"
Travis - "Wow, he's been drinking since six, doesn't surprise me."
James - "Yeah, he fell down the stairs at school today, he doesn't even need booze."
Travis - "What a drunco!"
Fish - "..."

by van derrr duhhh June 28, 2011

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.

This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!

by TaintMagic July 22, 2011

Drunkades

When you play charades with a group of completely wasted people and another group of sober or slightly less wasted people. The sober people try to guess what the drunk people are trying to describe. Results are hilarious and shocking.

Dude! let's play drunkades, Tom is so drunk he just started making up his own letters!

by hellstotheyes November 22, 2011

Drunkconscious

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.

John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"

by B-Randy July 28, 2011

Drunkcation

It's a vacation where you are drunk the entire time....and don't care

I have had a rough year and now I deserve a drunkcation

by Just me AZ Griz September 6, 2011

Drunk host

The best host in SM dicing by far, drunk host can often be found in world 54 duel arena

"when I Dice in Runescape I use Drunk host He's so pro!"

by sexy beast host September 8, 2011