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Chris Brown

Man: Hey did...
Woman: sshhh
Man: Don't sshhh me or i'll Chris Brown you!!!
by jaydub187 February 13, 2009
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brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.
Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.
by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008
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Chris Brown

Verb: To beat up someone,particularly a female. 2) having an altercation within a relationship that results in the total beatdown of one or both parties involved.
"That bitch got on my last nerve so I had to Chris brown her ass!"

"Did you see that fight? That ni**a got Chris Browned!"
by Flyy Girl June 4, 2009
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brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006
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chris brown

A verb, meaning to slap around a ho for getting uppity, possibly in a drunk and belligerent fashion.
To my girlfriend, " You buy one more pair of shoes, and I'll Chris Brown yo ass!"
by ohhotttdamnn March 7, 2009
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Brown Pelican

When a person shoves a fish (of any species, size, etc) into their anus (ass, anal cavity, rectum, poopshoot, etc) -- then proceeds after some time, preferably after the fish has been in long enough to collect anal matter, to "poop" or "Feed" the fish to another person. Reception of the fish should be oral.

AKA

A restaurant in Santa Barbara
Teri and I met a great guy at the club who introduced us to the Brown Pelican -- afterward I really regretted it.
by FawksRawks March 7, 2010
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Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.
Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.
by rich dog aka dick May 9, 2011
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