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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit
by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015
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Waffle Drinker

When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.
Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024
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twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6
person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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