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mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
by Insignificance October 7, 2009
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Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ
Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"
by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018
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bully the guy who dosent shower day

October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
by HotMotherLover6000 October 11, 2022
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Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
by Jdork January 24, 2022
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shower photo

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO
by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022
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false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that
by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022
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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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