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oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.
Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!
Related Words
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Mad Max vacation 

When you take an ad hoc vacation and don't want to make it a staycation but still don't have money or will to do a proper long trip. Distinguishing difference to a regular road trip is that you

1) Go alone
2) Only take your dog with you
3) Drive a muscle car (primer black preferred)
4) Next waypoint is mostly a gas station or an accommodation

Basically just like the guy in the Mad Max movies.
- Dude, my boss made me to take some time off, but I don't want to just stay at home drinking beer.
- Take a mad max vacation
- You mean take Fluffy with me to Grand Canyon on my Falcon XB??
- Yeah!
Mad Max vacation by k151810 August 7, 2010

to the max 

A stupid catch-phrase, only to be used in a time of irony or comic relief.
to the max by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004
A fucking daddy, he will be there for you at all times and is always down for a quick fuck
"Man, I wish Mad Max would pleasure me!"
Mad Max by alex jones fan May 14, 2018

office max 

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation
I saw Santa at Office Max today!
office max by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004

tucker max drunk 

this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares

all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless

common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
Brandon got Tucker Max Drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. Then he magically time traveled to the police station.
tucker max drunk by bud1234 January 11, 2009