Fake

1;as in not real

2;as in a fake friend that turns they back on you

1;that barbie doll is so fake

2;kabrina is fake as heck

by Nae London December 27, 2016

Fake Hollywood

When someone is acting as if they are a celebrity or as if they are better than others.

Damn he lowkey acting fake hollywood after he started rapping, nigga ain't return no calls or nothing.

by lmaooookoko December 1, 2021

Fake

Aisha

Not adding josh to the gc is being a fake leader

by Ma77h3w July 28, 2021

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

fake friend

kings park academy

fake friends are snakes

by peusa July 25, 2018

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019