Vladmir Tosic

Vladmir Tosic is a russian general with a missing hairline. The top of his head is his strength, where he illuminates the whole world with it. He is known for s**king off mr pillay

Vladmir Tosic is a terrifying man who blinds all with his head.

by balsgrabed February 27, 2024

Vladmir Tosic

He is a terrifying general who is german-russian and a leader of the nazis. He eminates light from his egg-like head to blind others, and has an accent which only himself can understand.

Vladmir Tosic was s**king off mr pillay

by balsgrabed February 27, 2024

to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class

Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one

by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023

Roshi Toshi

When someone in a stupid fucking hat pays a male escort with monopoly money

"Why's Bill so glum?" "That guy from Malta pulled the ol' Roshi Toshi on him"

by GamballersCryTowel December 21, 2023

Mazel toss

When you’re congratulating your friend on giving/receiving a hand job

“I gave my first ever hand job today!”
“Oh wow! Mazel toss!”

by Hanbanan052791 January 13, 2024

Vladimir Tosic

Famously known as Vladdy Daddy to the NSB Class of '28, Vladimir Tosic is a pot-bellied man who found a love for writing essays. Surprisingly, he can tuck his shirt in despite his over-large breadbasket.

'Here comes Vladimir Tosic...'
'Who?'
'Vladdy Daddy you idiot!'

by HammyShoe July 10, 2024

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024