Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

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Spicy salad

When your hair is messy and out of control.

"Austin has some spicy salad ontop his head"

by Augedog June 10, 2016

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salad time

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad

jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades

by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019

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Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024

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Salad Ass

Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.

Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"

by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS July 3, 2022

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