numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!

by NutSacker July 23, 2002

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.

"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"

by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009

Skittle Nuts

Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls

I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.

by Chiron_Prodigy October 13, 2009

Rough Nuts

A response or exclamation for when something bad happens or when an unpleasant event occurs.

It can be used as a personal exclamation or a response to someone else's misfortune.

Guy 1: Damn, I just broke my glasses.

Guy 2: Rough nuts, dude.

by dannyarcher April 7, 2011

Tiger Nuts

Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.

Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."

Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"

Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."

Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"

by QuintonBeck August 21, 2010