dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017

Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.

MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

referee dad

A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.

one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.

by super dad September 17, 2013

Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.

WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!

by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023

prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.

That prosper dad

by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023