porkchop sandwich 

Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."

Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!

porkchop sandwich by R. Ramalama ding dong January 14, 2008

pirate sandwich 

When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"

"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"

pirate sandwich by the_villain_strykes May 4, 2009

vegemite sandwich

To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.

Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.

vegemite sandwich by The }|{otch December 12, 2008

mayonaise sandwich 

see ketchup sandwich

mayonaise sandwich by DarkNova April 5, 2002

milwaukee sandwich 

you and your partner wrap your faces in saran wrap, poke holes for your mouths, and proceed to take turns shitting into the opening.
note: if you want to get real classy, you can fashion some hats out of the leftover saran wrap!

ya.. we didnt cheese for the burgers.. so we plowed down a few milwaukee sandwiches instead.

milwaukee sandwich by Bangin Vic September 20, 2008

Hoogie Sandwich 

If you don't like somebody offer them a hoogie sandwhich

"Would you like a hoogie sandwich?"

Hoogie Sandwich by Sandy sandwich August 25, 2008

ice cream sandwich 

When one is hittin a girl anal-style, and she shits on the floor, then the guy cums in the shit and makes her eat it. Imagine a long thick brown turd with a nice few strips of jizz in the middle, resembling an ice cream sandwich.

"yo man, i was poundin this sluts ass, and she started shitting on the floor, so i just let off in her shit and made her eat that shit like it was an ice cream sandwich!"

ice cream sandwich by vic tha sick dick June 28, 2006