numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!

by NutSacker July 23, 2002

Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, though no reason is apparent wants your nuts in and around her mouth

"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."

by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009

nut poper

when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop

Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper

by 69MoWeR69 March 22, 2009

Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

by xdubz420 December 11, 2016

Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!

I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging

by Barfmod April 26, 2009

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013