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anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.
Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.
by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015
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Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.
You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!
by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016
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anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.
Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"
by JohnToaster December 3, 2011
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Anal Flag

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
by Thor of anal February 6, 2020
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anal muffing

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole
Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!
by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013
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anally ravaged

When you get destroyed in something so badly that its equivalent to when a guy gets his ass destroyed in hardcore buttsex
Guy 1: Man he wiped the floor with me
Guy 2: you got anally ravaged
by Indeed_Guy May 28, 2014
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anal palpitations

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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