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Cadillac with the Top down 

Margarita no salt 🍸
(Bob walks into restaurant)..

(Waiter) “ What to drink for you?”

(Bob) “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down!”

(Bob walks into restaurant)...

Watiter- “ What to drink for you?”
Bob- “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down !”

Get in the truck

The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
Get in the truck by Valian61 June 17, 2021

Punch Up The Trousers

A gay man who hides his sexuality and acts straight.
" See that man at the bar" " i think he is a punch up the trousers"
Punch Up The Trousers by fitchy jnr December 19, 2021

What’s the Temperature of Pi? 

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.

help reaching the top shelf 

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

Where is the team?!?!

A phrase used in the online multiplayer gaming societies. The phrase describes a reaction of a player that has started a team fight but his team has not followed him because the other players have brain malfunction which results in the player going alone in the enemy team and getting killed because of it.
Ok, I will dive the enemy team from behind and you guys just follow me….. Where is the team?!?!