Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila

Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch

by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019

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Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012

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Paul Bunyan toes

Ugliest feet

You got Paul Bunyan toes

by Juju2021 July 13, 2019

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toe knuckles

for people with phalange like toes to explane the toe joint that connects to the foot

my brother kicked the wall and broke his toe knuckles.

by saitama1pm:dictionary :) October 30, 2022

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National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

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