numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!

by NutSacker July 23, 2002

Fuck this nut

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.

Yea bro i was fuckin this fat girl last night and i could never go so i said fuck this nut and left.

by Brent Dupree February 24, 2009

Nut Husk

Nut Husk is the crumbs that hang from your nut sack .
This come from not washing your nuts.
Causing itching sensation

Nut Husk :Leaving flaking crumbs on toilet stool and or noticeable deposits in the dirty draws that one wear.

by mr J.R June 3, 2010

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013

nut poper

when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop

Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper

by 69MoWeR69 March 22, 2009

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019