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New Russia

New Russia is a successful nation discord server lead by Ur_Yoinked2, it represents the current Russia with a mix of the Soviet Union and is communist, it has more than 1000 members and a very cool server.
wars:
-LoS conflict; a war between nation servers within the League of Servers against The Authority, Rome and the Berlin Pact
-NR-SU war; a war which occurred when New Russia was only around 100 members, yet it claimed victory over their 300+ members enemy server.
-TA/NR cold war, rising tensions between The Authority and New Russia, while there never really was a war declaration, the tensions were high and there was a lot of threatening, a war almost started after The Authority occupied a close ally of New Russia. Luckily, this cold war came to an end.

-GSU invasion: censored

Despite many thinking so, New Russia does not support raiding, as it is against the Terms of Service and guidelines against ToS, and no matter the wars New Russia has been involved in, their military has never been used for raiding purposes.
John: hey man, I've seen you online on discord all day, what are you doing on there?

Max: oh I just joined this new server called New Russia, it has over 1000 members and is super cool, you should totally check it out on disboard!
New Russia by Cykachu April 15, 2021

New Jersey Devils 

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies
Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
New Jersey Devils by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

New Specs 

A cracking Birmingham UK based ska band. Named to be the 'New Specials' but they soon realised that they could never match up to the expectation of that name so it was shortened to New Specs.

Originally comprising of Duncan 'Disorderly' Gaunt on lead guitar, Andy 'Boris Arse Mop' Taylor on rhythym guitar, Jimmy 'Spazmo' Norwood on bass and Dean 'One, More, Lots, Many' Beresford on drums.

A later configuration brought in Olly 'Loops' Bradley on bass and his brother Syme 'Fat Guy' Bradley on lead guitar. This moved Andy Taylor to vocal duties.

Top gigs included Four Oaks Tennis Club, where they kicked ass and Little Aston Youth Club whewre they kicked even more ass.

These days, they are all married and sad. Apart from Dean Beresford who still forges a career in hitting things for a living.

Syme went on to become features editor for Guitarist magazine.

Duncan, married with two kids, now builds bus shelters and McDonalds Restaurants.

Andy claims to work in the IT industry but we all know that he's only thinking about the next addition to his rather large guitar collection.

Olly is now a bass playing mercenary who will play any tune for lager or an automatic weapon.

The Specs rocked, shining light and influence upon all that bathed in there sadly short glare.
Andy: 'Any do's on?'
Dunc: *pause* 'Nah."
Andy: 'Wish I had a Tardis.'

Intro to 'Wish I had a Tardis' New Specs tune 1979.
New Specs by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

New Riegel smile 

an act where in while giving it to a girl (or a guy your call) you place the front teeth on the curb lift your leg and stomp on their head
Man your girl needs some work on her china. Yea I gave her the New Riegel smile

New Year Cream. 

Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.
New Year Cream. by iintens December 31, 2009

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.