frothy dick eggs 

Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.

I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.

frothy dick eggs by benaud July 5, 2010

Almond dick 

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

Almond dick by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

Anita Dick 

A woman's name that sounds like "I need a dick"

Hey Anita Dick!

Anita Dick by Not so innocent virgin May 6, 2014

Side Dick 

For a girl, the guy they smashing on the side; male side chick

William is my manz but Noah is my side dick.

Side Dick by Daddy N December 4, 2018

Yankin' my dick 

Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?"

And normally used when irritated

For example:
Baker: "Sorry I can't make it over tonight, I've got some stuff to take care of."

Wayne: "You yankin' my dick bro?!"

Yankin' my dick by mAshton titties January 28, 2009

Get off my dick 

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

Get off my dick by Double D1021 December 6, 2014

Dick Knob 

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

Dick Knob by Megagnome August 22, 2010