Dick Van Dyke 

Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!

Dick Van Dyke by A random guy April 27, 2003

dick skinner

what Marines call your hand

Get your dick skinners out of your pockets.

dick skinner by Gary M June 19, 2003

dick burglar 

One who burgles dicks.

Chris is a cheese-eating, dick burglar.

dick burglar by Mother of Pearl October 13, 2007

dick hickey 

When a chick sucks on the side, or tip, of your dick leaving a red mark.

I dragged this chick home from the club last night but she gave me a fuking dick hickey

dick hickey by BLEST24 June 7, 2007

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

dick weed by George March 16, 2003

Dick Cheney 

Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by Who I am October 23, 2007

Dick Wrangler 

That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.

Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.

Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.

Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.

Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.

Dick Wrangler by drmmrM June 6, 2009