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national eat poop day 

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
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National Slap Day 

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15
National Slap day means You gonna get slapped
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Seventh Day Adventist

Christian group integrating intellectual experience in addition to the emotional experience sought after by other denominations. Observing old beliefs of protestant denominations. Valuing beliefs of early Christianity. Fastest growing religion in the US, and longest living people. Exists in the most countries.
Still observe the Saturday Sabbath, they visit friends/family, worship God, relax and refrain from buying; believing that Sabbath buying (making someone else work) takes away someone else's opportunity to relax. They will do work contributing/helping society: soup kitchens, work as doctors, nurses and police
Has no true governing body like other churches, believing God is the head, changes come about as a result of the actions of church as a whole.
Ellen White is a founder and one of history’s most published authors, translated into 150+ languages across the world. Some see her as a prophet; she states “I said that I did not claim to be a prophetess. I have not stood before the people claiming this title, though many called me thus… I am God's messenger, sent to bear a message of reproof to the erring and of encouragement to the meek and lowly.” Messiah, steps to Christ, the great controversy are popular. The writings often covered health/lifestyle, Leading Adventism to refine health care, opening sanitariums across the world, creating places of health, instead of death including Loma Linda Medical center, which started the human heart transplant program
Mark: hey what is that in your plate?

John: it's a vegan taco salad

Mark: wow! healthy! do you want to be like a doctor or something?

John: yeah bro, I wanna go to LLU!

Mark: woah! you're gunna have to study hard, wanna study for Ochem on Saturday

John: nah bro, I got plans

Mark: gotta work?

John: nope, i don't work on saturdays

Mark: what then?

John: might go to church and then go to the beach to chill with family and friends, why don't you come? it'll be good for your health!

Mark: hmm you sound like a seventh day adventist

John: I am

banner day 

This phrase is used to describe the kind of excellent day or occurrence that deserves a banner hung in a prominent place in the home, as if to mark a celebratory occasion.
"I got his phone number and then he also said he wants to meet up later too! Banner day!"
banner day by Mega Huge May 20, 2014

TWLOHA Day

(n.) A day in which to remember those lost and those struggling. A day to embrace ...LOVE and show it. A day to write LOVE on YOUR arms and tell YOUR story.

To Write Love On Her Arms day is an unofficial day that came into being by those who support the non-profit organization.

On this day that occurs in the autumn, people write the word "LOVE" on their arms and on others in a sign of solidarity and as a way to promote the positive mission statement of the organization:

"To Write Love on Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide. TWLOHA exists to encourage, inform, inspire and also to invest directly into treatment and recovery."
"Hey, its TWLOHA Day. Did you write LOVE on someone's arm?"
TWLOHA Day by elephantsandlambs November 13, 2009

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
The day you wake up hit your head on numerous objects, trip on several steps, and coincidentaly spill mustard on your white (insert type of clothing here). Usually formulates around Mondays and/or any days of a menstral cycle (this includes males)
Sally is having a bad day.
bad day by la la la November 19, 2003