if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

I beat the fuck outta you goofy

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.

Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket

Basically a game of Spin the Bottle on crack, usually played at parties and sleepovers. It is like Spin the Bottle in that a group sits in a circle around the bottle and a person spins it. They have to kiss the person it points at. But the second part of the game is that after the bottle points at someone, you pull a slip of paper out of a nearby "Bucket" that has slips of paper with kissable body parts written on it ("neck", "lips", "nose", "hand", "ass", "belly", "back of the neck/spine", etc.) and they have to kiss the person in that place, then put the slip back and mix them all up again.

Suzy: Hey, wanna play Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket at my sleepover?

Jacy: Sure, what's that?

Suzy: Well....

by Kreatur45 September 30, 2010

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

National beat a bish up day

Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!

GIRL/GUY- *Trips with shoe in front of everyone*
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3

by anonymous February 17, 2021