absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Anal Perfectionist

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.

You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal-eyes

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.

My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.

by Spud Butter October 7, 2018

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Blast Analed

When you anal a girl and you blasted your cummies inside her.

Oh my gawwwwddd my negro Tyrone just blast Analed his cummies inside me

by Jordan vovovo May 24, 2017

anal pneumonia

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia

I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia

by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018