Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

butt dandelion

When old people want to say fart in a polite setting they use this phrase instead.

(In a Resturant)

Grandpa to granddaughter : Dear I'm going outside to let rip a butt dandelion.

Granddaughters thoughts: "What is he talking about"

by DragonGodZ December 18, 2025

Dirty Danson

When you spank your chihuahua before using money as a condom and fucking a teddy bear.

Lj pulled a dirty danson last night after playing rust.

by negroinanelevator January 1, 2026

Lapp dance

n. Exuberant robust freeform body movements displayed by the Sami, the indigenous people of Finland, when they celebrate a wedding, commemorate the death of a loved one, or when their country enjoys a rare international victory in a sport that inevitably involves frozen water in one form or another.

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Coming you to the club house tonight for the match watching? Plenty of reindeer stuffed busty blausen lady folk and a gooden chancen of a Lapp dance.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2026

common dandy

What sir joseph broadfront called to another individual in family guy

I give you one last chance to rescind your insult of calling me a common dandy.

by galebruh January 2, 2026

The dante

Means being a menace to society, derived from the character dante in the Devil may cry. Who has chaotic character and doesn't care about anything.

Please don't do the dante...

by Shifuwise January 6, 2026