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Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!
Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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softism

1. The tendency to be overly sensitive, easily hurt, or excessively gentle in situations that don’t require it.

2. The art of finding offense where none was intended.
“Getting upset over a harmless joke about your favorite superhero movie is pure softism — especially if it turns into a 12-paragraph Facebook rant.”
by Rip Spencer August 11, 2025
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Softflex

(Noun) The first ever ski-jacket-hoodie hybrid.
Aka the ultimate snow hoodie.
Looks like a hoodie, performs like a ski jacket.
Insulated, waterproof, zippered pockets, powder skirt — all wrapped in a stupid-soft, stretchy exterior.
Built for riders who hate bulky jackets and want to stay warm without looking like a marshmallow.

Example:
“Dude showed up in a Softflex. It was 10° and he wasn’t even shivering.”
"Arent you freezing in that hoodie? This isnt a hoodie, its a Softflex"
"Did you see that guys softflex? So sick."
by Alphakev November 30, 2025
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drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.
Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.
by dreaded1 January 24, 2008
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texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.
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ad software

software that is sneaked onto computers when booby-trapped files like screen savers and browser tool bars are downloaded. Often shortened to adware.
by uttam maharjan May 22, 2010
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Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018
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