Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

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Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

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Penis kiss

When u gently take someone's dick and Kiss it.
you have the Italian penis Kiss , What contains licking and kissing.
you have the German penis Kiss , What contains soft biting and kissing.

Flo: Omg Liza german penis Kissed me last night!
Magic: Damnnn really :'o Niceee!

by Magic Melina July 4, 2016

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e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

by Devin May 24, 2006

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penis wrinkle

a slight dent or wrinkle in a mans penis. And/or a funny word to call a friend.

A: Yo Dan thats a big penis wrinkle you got there.

B: Sheena your a fucking penis wrinkle.

by annnnonyomusssssss March 27, 2010

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This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.

Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

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