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Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
Jack the Crack by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
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Jack Dawson 

The Hottest Guy ever! He's sweet, kind, hot, sexy and Leonardo DiCaprio! What's not to love???
Girl #1: My boyfriend's a jerk
Girl #2: Too bad he's not Jack Dawson
Girl #1: I wish! He's everything you want in a guy!
Jack Dawson by Iloveleonardo89s March 19, 2021

Jack Winn 

A description of a male called 'Jack' who is undoubtedly a homosexual
Look at that Jack Winn over there what a homo.
Jack Winn by daddyluke6969 August 19, 2021

jack-rut 

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”
jack-rut by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

jack manifold mods

the coolest and most hardworking twitch mods
jack manifold mods are so cool most would argue more cool than jack manifold himself

Jack Manifold Grind

Jack manifold grind is when you're in a bad situation but can't stop watching jackmanifoldTV!!!
Normally donations on his twitch would say something like this (below)
"I'm at my moms funeral but can't stop that jack manifold grind"
Jack Manifold Grind by darkoakwoods September 13, 2021

Jack Brady 

A word to describe touching up a girl up in the back of the class. Often used by people in year 10 (United Kingdom).
Friend: Hey look its Noa (Ollies Girlfriend)
Me : Let me pull a Jack Brady
Jack Brady by Ollie <3 Noa October 15, 2021